How to be an offensive driver in 4 easy steps

As I drove home, via chiropractor appointment, from work tonight, I had the not-so-pleasure of driving behind one of those people who felt that their car was just not cool enough without a decal of a catchy sentence on the rear window. This one I won’t repeat in full, but the gist of it was about being dipped in the stuff that bees make and being fed to women who don’t like men.
What made this tacky decal even more offensive was one of my pet hates: the incorrect use of an apostrophe. The decal read “…lesbian’s”, not “…lesbians” as it should.
The whole [brief] experience was made all the more offensive by the extra fact that not only was the driver speaking on a mobile phone without hands free whilst driving, he also ran a red light. (It was waaay past amber and he kept going.)
Should I have noted down his registration and dobbed him in??


~ by pincushiondiary on June 14, 2007.

One Response to “How to be an offensive driver in 4 easy steps”

  1. Diction and misogamy don’t mix …

    Let it go, karma will find its (not it’s) mark.

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