Arr, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys!
Shiver me timbers, I’ve been waiting for today all year!
… I’m off to find my patch & a parrot [do the budgies I’m babysitting count?]

UPDATE: Oh dear … I’ve just found these on the official TLAPD website [*cringe*] … copied & pasted here for your entertainment:

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darliní, Iím 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is Ö

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don’t work, as they often won’t)

They donít call me Long John because my head is so big.
Youíre drinking a Salty Dog? Howíd you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
Iíve sailed the seven seas, and youíre the sleekest schooner Iíve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? [Ö Oh, wait. Thatís for Talk Like a PARROT Day.]
Thatís the finest pirate booty Iíve ever laid eyes on.
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
Thatís some treasure chest youíve got there.


~ by pincushiondiary on September 19, 2005.

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