Eggscuse me?


Shopkeepers of Ivanhoe Plaza, please explain … ?!


~ by pincushiondiary on March 17, 2005.

2 Responses to “Eggscuse me?”

  1. Very funny.
    EEG is an abbreviation of electroencephalogram; a graph machine for recording electrical activity in the brain. At Mont Park psychiatric hospital I sometimes walked patients across to the medical rooms where this was done. My favourite among them was Lance M.
    Lance was a rough looking, rough talking bloke; a real ladies man. He’d been a plumber before getting brain damage in a motor accident, and his (very frank) stories of the many brief love affairs he’d had were most entertaining. He continued adding to these affairs in Mont Park. Well, when they hooked him up to the EEG it went okay for a while, but soon as the strobe light began flashing at him, his wild and incorrigible brain sent a surge into the machine which blew the thing up. Burnt out all the wiring. True story.

  2. -Not strictly true; the machine did malfunction, and it was fun to blame Lance for it.

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